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You almost got a real post out of me today. And despite my rampant indignation I still feel the desire to continue a little bit of what I was trying to do before.

Kuffs almost died. Why didn't he? He's friends with Paris, gropes people, and is a bad actor. Read the full story here.

Halloween was fun for me still, despite the lack of "sexy nurses," "sexy cats," "sexy devils," and "sexy angels." It would have been nice, however, if a "sexy pirate cat" had showed up at my door. College chicks really need to get more creative than just slapping a tail or some wings on their underwear-clad bodies.

Cool make-up artist Robert Hall has a website at AlmostHuman.net. He was on one of my favorite daily television programs yesterday, "Attack of the Show." Check it out to see his cool stuff. He also did the make-up effects for the last few seasons of "Buffy" and "Angel." Check out the Uber-vamp, infamous minion of The First, to the left.

Lastly, we all know that clowns are a terrifying, inhuman lot. Now, not only do they mask their evil with a poor excuse of a "happy face," but they are becoming stronger. Don't take my word for it....look here.

Well, that was fun. I hope Firefox doesn't act like a MORON next time I actually get the time to write here. Hopefully I'll be able to give you the gift of more interesting writing next time. I just don't have the patience.

I hope all your browsers work perfectly well today.

-J